For the longest time, my little sister believed she was a vampire. Why? Because she can't balance a spoon on her nose. And everyone knows that only vampires can't balance spoons on their noses...
A childhood belief about vampires

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- When i was about 4 or 5, for the longest time, i believed that the preist of our church was god.— hunnybee
- For the longest time I believed New Hampshire was New Hamster and that was where all the hamsters came from. — Giny
- every time I see a shadow thats not mine I freak out because I think It's a vampire— Dalton Anderson
- My sister told me that if I picked my nose there were snail creatures inside of it that would bite my fingers.Anon