When my cousin was 5 or 6, he made a wonderful discovery. After learning two things:
1. A long time ago, God created men to look like himself
2. A long time ago, men were monkeys
he put 2 and 2 together, and decided that God must be a monkey.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J
- i used to believe that if you watched TV for a long time, your eyes would turn into squares.Anon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I thought for a long time that beaver and badger are the same animal— Ted Snow