My sister used to tell me that virgins were people who haven't been kissed, and my uncle told me that a pervert is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the fart bubbles.
In pre-school I had a girl friend who I used to take baths with when my mom had to babysit her. Of course we would do 'naughty' things and I always just thought she had a really really small 'pee pee'.
A childhood belief about virginity
others believed things like this
- Because i could not see them, i thought my farts came out as green bubblesAnon
- When I was a kid My friend’s mom told me if I swallowed my bubblegum it would make me fart bubblegum bubblesAnon
- I used to belive that, if you swallowed your chewing gum, you'd fart bubbles...— Heidi, Pittsburgh, PA
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- My sister's friend thought cats were just small dogs when she was younger.— Richard Davies
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon