I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of piece of machinery. I wonder where I got THAT from...
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- Up until 5 seconds ago, I had no idea wat a gherkin was— It's a little cucumber, stupid!
- i used to believe that one piece of ear wax was actually called a wach. — rachael
- I used to believe fax machines instantly teleported a piece of paper to who ever you wanted. Anon
- I thought Spongebob Squarepants was a piece of Swiss cheese.— Melanie
- I used to be scared that if I chewed my cuticles and swallowed a piece of skin, I would become a cannibal. Anon
- That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon