When I was little at home all day with my mum, she listened to a radio show that had traffic news at regular intervals. At the beginning and end of the traffic news segments, there was a jingle with people singing "Drive safely!".
I thought they were singing "Christ save me!"
A childhood belief about radio

others believed things like this
- I use to believe all the people singing on the radio were IN the radio.— Yvonne
- I used to think tiny little people were inside my mothers radio singing to me.Anon
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- i used to believe that the green arrows on the traffic lights told you which way you had to go to get home.— Helen
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon