I was raised as a Christian and I had heard of Christians being jokingly refered to as Bible Bashers.
At age 3, I though it meant that all you had to do to convert someone to Christianity was to hit them with a Bible.
Thus, I repeatedly beat the cat with my copy of the Gideon's to prevent her from going to hell.
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- if you read the bible in the dark your eyes would pop out— chriistabelle
- I used to believe that the Bible was written by Moses, with God whispering everything in his ear, in English. — Jj
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I thought that Samson and Solomon from the Bible were the same person for the longest time...— Laura G.
- I had never seen a dove in real life before so I figured they were just mythical beings from the bibleAnon