When I was younger I was certain my "private" was called a ba-china... the boy's were pickles.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Up until the age of 21 I believed pickles were pickles, I had no idea they were cucumbers.— Jason
- I used to believe the pickles were the fingers of martians. Because of that, I did not eat pickles.— alexandre, a French student in eighth grade
- When I was a kid, I wondered why they called it "public hair" when it was so private.Anon
- When I was younger, I used to think people in China walked upside down.— Max
- that pickles were octopus legsAnon
- so guess what i learned the other day: pickles came from cucumbers. yes indeed.— jenna