when i was little my mom was pregnant and my dad told me the doctors had to use a tin opener to get it out i believed every word and was terrified my mom would have no 'cover' on her belly like a tin after its been opened
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was little i believed that women cannot get pregnant if they had a belly piercing— bananahead
- My dad could change a traffic light from red to green using our garage door opener.Anon
- I used to think you had to put it in a girls belly button to get them pregnant.Anon
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- When I was little I believed that the "F word" was fart. My mom laughed at me when I told her.Anon