I used to believe that if I stomped too hard on the ground, I could go through because hell was held up by a wood frame under the dirt.
A childhood belief about afterlife

others believed things like this
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- I used to believe that if you said hell 50 times you went to hell— a big boff
- I used to believe that pretzals were made of wood.Anon
- I used to believe that pretzels were made from wood....Anon
- I used to believe pretzels were salted wood. — Dan Unknown