I spent ages wondering what a bart ender was as a child without realising that it was actually bar tender.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- When i was a between the ages 3 and 6 I used to think that the moon followed me everywhere i went.— SKAN
- I used to believe that the numbers athletes wore on their uniforms were their ages.— Sara
- When I was through the ages of 5-8 I got Marylin Manson and Marilyn Monroe mixed up— Caitlin
- From the ages of 4-10 (I'm 10) I thought a "Cat Burgler" was a person who stole cats.— MarkoPolo5000
- My 3 year old little girl announced after spinning around for ages that she was 'feeing guilty' :-)— Adam
- We told our little sister that she had a long bushy tail and she fully believed us for ages!!Anon