When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- When I first saw "brb" on an im I thought the person burped, not that they would be right back.Anon
- When I was about 10 I used to believe that if you burped too much it would make your liver bleed— Lenny
- I thought that all cats were the females, and that the dogs were the males.— opps guess not