I used to think my neighbours parents were psycic and could read minds.
everytime I entered their house the mother would be in another room and without having seen me she would say "ah there's [my name] "
later i figured it out. both my parents smoked a pack a day. I reeked
A childhood belief about smoking

others believed things like this
- i used to believe peeps with curly hair had a 3rd ear wich they can read peep's mindsAnon
- when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot
- I used to believe that we can change our parents and pay them to be our parents— yzoy