When I was about 4, I used to love watching myself in a small mirror while I was eating. Untill my aunt told me that if you do that, you would actually eat your brains. I was scared to death for about a year, until i said "what the hey?" and took the risk. I still hate my aunt.
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- i used to think my aunt sandra was aunt bannana.Anon
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- my aunt told us there was a special chemical in the pool that would turn red if we peed in it.Anon
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- After watching Dr Who I thought that cow-pats were rejected Dalek brains.— Middbo
- I used to believe that people's brains differed in colours. I always wanted purple brains for some reason.— Katrina