When I was 8, my mother was very pregnant with my sister. Whenever she went to the bathroom, I'd stand guard by the door because I used to believe the baby might fall into the potty and I'd have to rescue it.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to always wonder how one national guard could always guard the entire nation.— karen ellis
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- I used to think that when sombady when to the bathroom in the plane it would go strait out and fall on sombody— Tony Magana
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm