When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- My nephew (age 7) thought tampons were plugs for diarrhea. Anon
- I thought Elvis was a genre.— Lucy
- When I was very little, I thought that my dad and Elvis Presley were the same person. — Monty
- My wife thought she was Elvis mother when she was 4. It was 1977 the same year he died. — sister vanilla
- my nephew used to believe that when people died, they just needed new batteries.— p-daddy
- My 7 year old nephew holds the opinion that the correct name for a pidgeon is a "city chicken".— Bastard