When I would hear the Grand Am commercials, I thought the announcer was saying Gran Damn! I was very worried about what our society was coming to that we could swear on our commercials!
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- When I was younger I thought that if I ate Gusher's, my head would turn into fruit, like in the commercialsAnon
- I used to believe that commercials would only go away when you bought the product that was being advertised.— Hayabusa
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- When I was five or six, I was worried that I'd lost my heart because I didn't hear it beating.Anon
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon