when i was a little my sister always told me that if i kept eating french fries that my face would explode
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to believe that french fries were made of bread.— tendersoul
- I used to believe that french fries were filled with mashed potatoes.... wonder how they got in there?— Nancy
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- My sister told me once that if I sucked too much helium out of a balloon, my lungs would explode.Anon
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha