When I was very young my mom used to jokingly tell me that when I was born, I was just a big poop. I felt so bad for my mom and any woman sporting a big belly. One day when my mother and I were on the bus, I saw a woman who looked as though she was going to bust the baby out at any moment. I went up to the lady and told her, "I hope that when you poop your baby wont hurt you too much." She just looked at my like I had two heads. My mom had to explain to me where babies really came out of.
A childhood belief about giving birth
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K - When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby— kl