I once asked my dad what Jesus' surname was, and he said it was 'Sinclair'.
I believed it for years!
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- I believed that when a star twinkled it was Jesus winking at me. — GoldenGem
- I believed that Jesus was flying across the sky, it was actually sunlight reflecting off planes.— Patti
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- For years and years I believed that tuna must be really little fish because they came in such small cans!!— Gisela
- I used to think MARIA is the WIFE of JESUS!— Chrono