When I was little I was making my bed one day and ripped the "do not remove under penalty of law" tag off of the mattress. I hid the tag in my dresser for years fearing that I'd get caught and arrested. Funny thing ... I still never remove those tags from anything I buy.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the tags on cows ears were actually earings.— Kelly
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly
- I used to think that of you ripped a dollar 100 pennies would fall out of the rip.— Glad I never tried it
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- i used to belive that if you swore you would be arrested— kd