From hearing vague descriptions of intercourse and the fact that there was an "egg" involved in reproduction, I somehow got the idea in my head that the "egg" emerged from the man's penis during intercourse. I would compare the size of eggs from the fridge with the circumference of my own youthful member and feel a genuine sense of dread about what I assumed would be an intensely painful process.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- When I was first told about intercourse, I didn't believe it. How could peeing inside a girl make a baby?— Art
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle Anon