When I was little (5 or 6), I asked my mom how she 'made' me. After many futile attempts to get it right, I said, "Did you swallow daddy's pee-pee in your mouth?" I never got a straight answer, so I went for years thinking that women had children by drinking their husband's pee.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- My auntie was told by her husband that glacia cherries were made of seaweed, she wouldnt eat them for years. — emma
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark