I used to think that if you wanted a baby, you would press your belly button, an in 9 months, (I knew that bit), out would pop a baby, .. no wonder I couldn't figure out why you had to go to hospital??
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- i used to believe when you had a baby it would come out of the belly button— cortni
- i used to believe that when you pushed your belly button a baby would pop out im now 14 and know the truth — kelsey
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant, she fed the baby with a tiny spoon through her belly button.— Marie
- I used to believe that a woman gave birth by pressing her belly button and the baby popped out.
— Tasha K