I used to believe that "paraphernalia" was "pair of vanilla." I couldn't understand why people would be arrested for having two of a flavor.
A childhood belief about drugs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that vanilla was the absence of chocolate, not its own flavor.— Gen
- I used to be believe that vanilla ice cream was the "healthy" flavor.Anon
- I used to believe that vanilla wasn't a flavor. It just didn't have chocolate in it!— Andrea
- When I was little, I couldn't understand why people called me a tomBOY, instead of a tomGIRL.— Amanda
- When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.— Arilinia
- I used to believe vanilla were albino chocolate.— Alexa