My friend Geoffry told me that babies were born by the man putting his willy inside the woman. The baby would then grab hold with both hands and be pulled out. I have never been so disgusted.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon
- I used to belive that zombie hands would burst trough the floor and grab my ankles.Anon
- When i was little i used to think people made babies by putting their nipples together— Chiesn
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon