When i was 2/3 i got confused between early and late cos i didn't know which meant early and which meant late so one time when i was going to school and we got there early i thaught we were late and i would get in trouble so i had a long and confusing conversation with my dad trying to work out which was which!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
"Oh, Harry can't mate
He knows it's too late
As he's stalking, oh my..."— Santa Puncher - When listening to the radio in the mornings I felt sorry for singers they had to come and sing that early. — Tereza