When I was younger and I didnt eat my dinner my mother told me she was going to call the food poliece and they were going to come and take me away. She was really just calling my dad at work, and when he would answer she would say... "is this the food poliece?"... years later my mother told me that the first time she did it my dad had no idea who that it was her and thought that she was a crazy person and she just kept going with it and when he came home later that night she told him that it was her and I didnt eat my dinner and ever since then he would go along with it.
A childhood belief about police
others believed things like this
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- My mother didn't want me outside at night so she told me i had to come in or else 'the night air would get me'— Dan
- I was told when I was little that eating too much salt on your food would "dry up your blood".Anon
- When I was little my mum told that mc donalds closed for lunch so i didnt ask 4 one.— Mc Donalds lover
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth