When I first started learning to read I was convinced that vowels were called barnacles.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- Until I was about four and a bit my father had me convinced that Friesian cows were called "big cats".— Chris
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway
- When my son was learning to sing the alphabets it always came this way. i,j,k,elephantpee, q,r,s........
— Tinkle-Wink - I used to believe, that I am able to speak every foreign language only by learning "their" alphabet.— matej
- When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
- When I was learning the alphabet,I thought elemeno was one word.— Rick H.