I used to believe that a "senior discount" was for people who named their sons after them selves
A childhood belief about getting older

others believed things like this
- My oldest sister is 15 years my senior. I used to think that she was older than my mom.— Callie
- I used to think the Senior Center was where all the high school seniors got to hang out and cut class— Jordan
- The two people in the Garden Of Eden were named "Adamandeve" and "Eve"Anon
- I used to believe all black people were named Fresh Prince. — Ashlyn
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon