When I was little my stomach hurt so I told my sister to call 9-1-1 because I was having a baby.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- my mom told my sister and I that if you swallow gum, it won't leave ur stomach for 7 years.— Victoria
- My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.— Kady
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- I was told that if you chew your hair you end up with a hairball in your stomach and DIE!!!!!— Cat