I used to believe that babies were put on backorder for 9 months and when they arrived, the hospital would give you a call and you could go pick it up. I just thought the big belly part was because you ate too much because you were really excited about getting a new baby.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana
- when i was younger i thought that babies could see out of the mummies belly button— strawberry
- I used to believe babies were 9 months old when they were bornAnon