When I was dating my boyfriend we went to the country so he could introduce me to his mother. She told me stories about her sister and them going to the bar and coming home stoned.
So I leaned over to my boyfriend and whispered your mom is really with it. I didn't know she does drugs. My boyfriend giggled and said No! She meant they were drunk. Well I never heard that term used before to describe drinking. It's a good thing I didn't say anything about her being a New Wave type Mom!
A childhood belief about drugs

others believed things like this
- my boyfriend used to think that Hanna and Barbera were two women that did all the cartoons— Helen
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- I thought when someone was described as being "mild-mannered" it meant they didn't have very good manners— Samilton Duerheiser
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- I thought a tidal wave was acutualy a title wave because if the wave was big enough it had its own title!— Nate