I used to think all ice cream truck drivers were molesters coming to kidnap kids
I used to think if you get married sometimes you'll get a kid by chance for no reason if you're lucky
I used to think if I ate fish my stomach would get filled up with ants
I thought I was dying when I saw the blueish color of the palm of my hand.
A childhood belief about ice cream vans

others believed things like this
- My mum used to tell me when the ice-cream truck turned on his jingle, it meant they had run out of ice-cream!Anon
- I used to believe that if the ice cream truck was playing music, it had sold out of ice cream.— Deprived of ice cream
- If the ice cream truck is playing music, it means they are out of ice cream.— Virginia
- I used to believe that the Ice Cream truck would only play music when it was out of ice cream. Thanks, Dad.Anon
- i used to beleive the ice cream man was a fish man - becuase i hated fish.— jordan
- I used to think that semi truck drivers could pull you over and give you a speeding ticket.— Wolff