In my defense, the sex ed at my middle school was awful. The "nurse" said that once a girl started getting her period, she could get pregnant from coming into "close contact" with a boy. She didn't explain to us 5th graders just how close that contact had to be. For the longest time I wouldn't hang out with any of my guy friends because I thought they'd get me pregnant if I sat too close to them!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you didn't close the toilet lid after flushing, you would get sucked down into it.— Maya
- I thought that I could get a suntan if I stood really close to a fire for long enough.— Mat
- I use to believe that Godzilla was real. And thought I could see him if we traveled close to Japan.Anon
- I used to think that if you don't close your eyes while you sneeze YOU DIE!!!!— Nutter
- I used to believe that contact lenses were made out of fish scales— ddm
- I used to believe that big grasshoppers would spit tobacco at you if you got too close to them.— Uni