I used to think that babies came out of the same hole poop did. On occasion when poop hurt coming out I figured it was okay because I was just practicing for the baby.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby— kl
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that if you had a pee AND a poop at exactly the same time, then you would die— ange
- I used to believe that when you went poop a monster would eat it— Confused till age 7 now 11