I used to believe that the disabled parking sign indicated that this was a place to put your skippyballs.
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- when i was little, i used to think that cars had faces and talked to eachother in the parking lot.— Whitney
- I used to think if you got a parking ticket, you spent the rest of your life in jail!— Dixie Chicks Fan
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- When I was young I thought that a parking spot was a spot like a polka dot and not a space for a car.— Mina Tova
- I used to believe that flea markets were a place people sold fleas, or the place was infested with fleas— Kelley