I believed that ham was mouse meat, because it was pink and my dad told me so.
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- My great-grandfather firmly believed, and had me convinced, that SPAM was mouse meat. — texasblue
- When I was six my sister told me Meat Pies were made from mashed up rats...to this day I can't eat a Meat Pie.— Jamie
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- I used to think that when I moved the mouse around on the mouse pad, I was giving the computer a massage.Anon
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- my brother used to believe that Ground Chuck meat was actually groundhog meat. Anon