When I was about 4, I used to believe that the handicapped signs were for people with really big butts. My Aunt was in a wheelchair and she always parked there, so I didn't know the difference until I saw someone who didn't have a big butt (but they were handicapped) park there and I proceeded to tell them that they were not allowed to park there BECAUSE they didn't have a big butt!
A childhood belief about road signs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- Up until I was 17 I thought that 'no outlet' signs meant that the steet didn't have any streetlights.— Kelsey
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter
- As a kid, I thought "No Outlet" signs meant the houses past that point didn't have any electrical outlets.— Julie
- I used to think that the martians, played in the park at night— Erick Reinoso
- I used to beleive that unicorns really existed, and they had them at the Safari Park!— Julio Foolio