When you see a captain crunch commercial, at the end, everyone goes "crunchitize me captain".
when i was little, i thaught they said " Sodomise me captain". I didn't know what sodomise meant but i had heard it somewhere. i was eating captain crunch one morning and blurted out "sodomise me captain!" my parents just stood there in utter shock. they later explained what sodomise meant.
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- I used to think God was Captain Planet.Anon
- I used to believe that the Captain's Log in Star Trek, was really a log— Anna
- I was a superhero named Captain Stupid.— Chr1s
- That captain hook lived in my closet on the very top shelf.Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon