In storm broadcasts came on the radio I used to believe it was Helen Keller speaking. Let me explain. I read in a biography that when she learned to speak she sounded robotic because she did not know to let her voice rise and fall. On storm broadcasts the people talking sounded like robots talking which lead me to that belief.
A childhood belief about radio

others believed things like this
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- When I was a child, I used to believe that when there was a storm it was because God was angry.— Raul
- When I was younger, I believed that squinting in a storm would make you cross-eyed... forever.Anon
- I used to believe that people who were speaking foreighn languages were just speaking gibberish.— Zoe
- i used to think that when i turned 5 i would become a boy because 5 sounded like a boy age.Anon
- I used to think Monserrat sounded like monster rat.Anon