my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- Until I was 8 I used to believe that if clothing went into the wash more than once it would turn into gold.— Ben
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- when i was young i thought the if i would dress up as a transformer i could fly to school on haloween— ben
- My Mum told me that if you swallowed chewing gum, your bones would stick together inside you.— Pauliboy
- My sister told me whenever I had a tummy ache it was my unborn twin inside my stomache trying to get out.— Jamie Field