When i was about six i was singing along to "like a virgin" by Maddona, and i looked at my mum and dad and said "look, thats what i am isnt it mum?!"
Mum and Dad looked at each other horrified at having such a worldly six year old, and mum managed to splutter "what do you mean?!"
I looked at them like they were stupid, and replied "like a THIRD YEAR...im in class 3 at school!!!!!"
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A childhood belief about virginity
others believed things like this
- My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. I looked and looked, but never found them.Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to believe that God looked like George from Seinfeld. — Liz
- i used to believe that if u looked out of an aeroplane u could see god and he would wave at you
— georgina - I used to believe that I was allergic to the sun, because whenever I looked at it, I would sneeze.— John 117
- I used to believe that God looked like/was Rolf Harris— Dave