In first grade, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up, and I said a mom. Then one of my classmates said, "eeww! You're going to have sex!". I replied, "You don't have to have sex to be a mom. You can just go get a baby from the hospital. That's where everyone gets theirs."
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- I used to believe that after 9 months, mothers went to the hospital to buy a baby off the doctors.Anon
- When I was 4, I thought you chose and bought your baby at the hospital. I believed this until I was 6.Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to believe that I really COULD be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a unicorn. Anon