When my mom was pregnant with my younger brother, I went through her day planner calendar, drawing festive little pictures for each holiday.
For Labor Day, I drew a picture of a pregnant lady lying on a hospital bed. I knew the "giving birth" sense of the word, but not the more general "hard work" sense of it.
Everyone thought that was very amusing.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I 'used' to believe that LABOR DAY was when all the pregnant women had their 'labor' pains. lol— melissa in san diego
- i used to thynk you could get pregnant by giving a blow job. i thought that waz the only type of sex.Anon
- I knew someone who thought condoms were so that the MEN wouldn't get pregnant!Anon
- When I was younger I thought that to elope was to run off and get pregnant before you got married.Anon
- When I was younger I thought that when a woman was pregnant she would feed her baby through her belly button!— Hennie