When I was younger and my father used to cook eggs on the frying pan, he would press down on them with the spatula while cooking and they would make that squealing sound when air is let out. I asked my dad "why do the eggs squeal when you press down on them?"
He told me that it was the chicken babies screaming because they were burning to death.
A childhood belief about lies

others believed things like this
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to believe that inside each volcano there was a guy who'd press a button to make it erupt.— Jim, UK
- My father told me tapioca was frog eggs in pudding. I still can't eat it!Anon
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle Anon
- In my youth,I was always convinced that my chocolate easter eggs came from my uncles chicken farm!— Jamsie