I used to want to be a police officer because I thought you got superpowers. For example, I thought they had some sort of superpower that made you get on the ground when they yelled,"GET ON THE GROUND!" And robbers could somehow resist this with magic. I was a messed up kid.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- I used to be believe that white sugar was made from ground up bones— shedrez
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- My cousin once told me that glass was made from ground up beetles, and I believed her! — benjymous
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen