We were driving somewhere this morning; Mom, me, and my little sister. I took the opportunity to quiz them about traffic lights.
"What does a red light mean?" I asked.
"Stop," Audrey (3 years old) answered.
"What does a yellow light mean?"
"Go slow."
"What does a green light mean?" I asked.
"GO, DUMB-A**!!" Audrey answered promptly.
I burst out laughing. Needless to say, my mother learned that she needs to watch her language when her younger daughter is in the car!!
A childhood belief about traffic lights

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the yellow light in traffic-lights meant Go Faster!— M. L. E.
- that the green traffic light turned blue when it was off— Kriket Evens
- When i was little i always thought there were little men inside the traffic lights changing the light— Kiley
- My dad could change a traffic light from red to green using our garage door opener.Anon
- i used to believe that red yellow and green meant "ready, set, Go!" on traffic lights..— cabagona
- I used to belive that there was a god living in every traffic light, controlling the traffic!— Sukhi