When I was around 6, I noticed my mother's friend had slacks with a side zipper, so I thought that women somehow peed out the side of their leg.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- My mother told me that if I kept sucking my thumb I would grow another one out the side of the first one.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone had a twin on the other side of the world.— tahnee
- I used 2 think that the scar on my side said "UNUSEABLE" LOL!!!!!!— John In Pennsylvania
- Until I was 23 I used to think the ginger put with sushi was a side of ham.— maari
- I used to believe that if I scratched one side of my body I had to
scratch the other to be "even".— Greg