I used to believe that when a woman wanted a child, she'd request one from God. God would then rub his hands together, and with ever circular motion, a baby would grow larger and larger. After the baby was fully complete, he would throw it, from Heaven, in the direction of the woman, where it would be magically put into her stomache.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to think that if a black woman or man and a white woman or man had a baby, it would be Asian.Anon
- When I was 5, I used to believe that every time you wanted to have a baby you had to throw a wedding.— Maze
- That to make a baby a man (over 21 & under 25) had to kiss a woman (over 19 & under 21).— Johny
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I thought that if a black man and a white woman (or reverse) had a baby it would be stripped!— Bec