I used to think hte commercials for "male enhancement" were for "mail" enhancemetn.
i htought that they would send you mail so it seemed like you were popular and more people would like you.
boy was i far off....
A childhood belief about adverts

others believed things like this
- i used to think that the word e-mail was a sex, like male, female and e-mail.
I'm so thick!— Confoozed - I thought when i was a kid, that all mailboxes had tubes that brought your mail to the person u sent it to.— Andrew
- I waited for the mail to come on my 11th birthday so that I could get my letter to Hogwarts... It never came.— Charlie
- When my sister told one of my brothers her e-mail address, he thought to spell out “at” instead of typing “@”.— EJ - no longer computer illiterate!
- i always wondered why people sent plums to the queen, in the anthem "send her victorias"— anon uk
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite